Let’s Go, Team Venture! lyrics

[Intro]
What was this, huh, huh, huh?
What was that, huh?
Yo, put the signal out
Get doc on the horn, alert the public, dude, this is an emergency

[Verse 1]
But shh, don't you worry, it's gon' be alright, baby
The right guy's on our side tonight, baby
Holy sh*t, that was unexpected
RPG blew apart when it ejected
How the f*ck is that even possible?
But nevermind that sh*t, look out for falling obstacles
The shock ripples in the tiles on the floor
But we gotta make it to the door
And our only hope is enscripted in these foreign hieroglyphics
And what thе f*ck is that, a cryptid?
We gotta split, b*tch
Throw all the plans in that suitcase, and meet mе with the crew at the squid ship
And call the smartest scientist in a twelve-block radius
I don't give a damn how crazed he is
What do you mean nothing close enough?
The opportunity is closing up
Any port in the storm, whoever we can find, please
Oh, the one who made the RPGs?
Ah, f*ck, okay, let's do it
Call them up, then
[Pre-Chorus]
Huh, where them boys at?
Huh, huh, who them boys is?
It's none other, yeah, it's none other

[Chorus]
Yeah, so let's go, Team Venture
The world is in peril, and you're our only defenders
Real villains out here with their own agendas
So hurry up before the globe's in cinders, motherf*cker, let's, uh
Let's go, Team Venture
The world is in peril, and you're our only defenders
Real villains out here with their own agendas
So hurry up before the globe's in cinders, motherf*ckers, let's go

[Post-Chorus]
Huh, huh, where them boys at?
Huh, huh, who them boys is?
It's none other than the Venture Brothers

[Verse 2]
Action, no cameras, though
Just another one of death's dances, hoe
Usin' survival tactics as his rival backflips on some bullsh*t theatrics
But he's stayin' protected, by the highly respected, big-brawn, barrel-chested
Gentlemen dodgin' pyrotechnics, apoplectic to the apocalyptic
So stay the f*ck out of his way, when he tryna fix sh*t
Ah, but he's not the big fish
It's the men behind the man doing the damage
Who can then design a plan that we can manage
To stop this ravenous madman
And the megalomaniacal world he's imaginin'
And we outta options
We tried tellin' the cops, and it's no use
'Cause they're not adapted to the malapropisms and schisms
It's just out of their jurisdiction
Where their so-called authority is true as fiction
And, look, I hate to get as dark as obsidian
But don't it always feel like we're at the edge of some oblivion?
Where silly men in bright costumes accost you
And cause fear, got you thinkin' the end is always near
But honestly, this sh*t never ends
The division between brethren, and all this spiteful di*k measurin'
And et cetera, et cetera-in'
But settle in, there's been some meddlin'
Now, shh, no playin' around or sayin' a sound
Or the guards will start sprayin' some rounds and layin' you down
But who's that child prodigy, with conjectural technologies, and no saftey policies?
Hmm, now is it that somewhat slow-witted?
Toe-headed, kid is kinda pathetic
But you gotta admit it, if he's got a goal, then he gotta go get it
Or was it the one in college up in NYC?
Who's kinda semi-free from the costumes and capes
But there's no escape from the calamity, the insanity, and, uh, especially the vanity
Or is it little man, the brains of the outfit?
Without whom, his brother couldn't figure out sh*t
The one with the real doctorates, and his communicator on the lapel, and not the wrist
So who's really more intelligent?
Seems like the one who's more technologically relevant
But we'll settle for whatever we can find
If one of these as*h*les will get here on time, f*ck
[Chorus]
So let's go, Team Venture
The world is in peril, and you're our only defenders
Real villains out here with their own agendas
So hurry up before the globe's in cinders, motherf*cker, let's go

[Post-Chorus]
Where them boys at? Hey, hey
Where them boys at? Huh, huh
Who them boys is? Huh, huh (Let's go)
Where them boys at? Huh, huh
Who them boys us?
It's none other, yeah, it's none other
Yeah
Where them boys at? Huh, huh
Who them boys us?
It's none other than the Venture Brothers