The City With Two Faces lyrics

[Intro]
f*ck LA

[Verse 1]
I tried once to be civil
But I just got put on hold
I'm sick of hearing complaints
The espresso is too cold
You act like you're a friend
But then you talk 'bout how we suck
Just save it for your dildo
That's the only thing you'll f*ck

[Chorus]
If I was smart, I'd run fast (Out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f*ck LA

[Verse 2]
Traded your Doc Martens
In exchange for cowboy boots
You're asking who's Keith Morris
Yeah, you're punk rock
Where's your roots
You're a rocker, you're a biker
You're punk rock, now you skate
Last year it was Zeppelin
Now it's Bad Brains
You're a fake
[Chorus]
If I was smart, I'd run fast (Out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f*ck LA
I f*cking know what I'm talking about, f*ckers

[Bridge/Breakdown]
Now don't get me wrong
You're probably thinking we're just some trendy punk rock band jumping on the band wagon
Like, how many times have you heard me say 'f*ck' anyway?
Seven to be exact, and we still have four more to go
Now I know LA's got some beautiful people
It's also got some great bands
NOFX, Bad Religion
Hell, I owe my life to this city
But I have had more motorcycles stolen here
Than Nirvana has songs about heroin
You can't really surf unless you want to get hepatitis
Wait a second!

[Chorus]
If I was smart, I'd run fast (Out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
(f*ck!)
If I was smart, I'd run fast (Out of this town)
Sometimes I want to shout and scream
f*ck LA
f*ck LA
[Outro]
f*ck LA, f*ck it!