USOPP DISS* lyrics

[Skit: PE$O PETE & Tablez]
Bro', bro', but he has that one feat, bro', where he used Observation, bro', bro' (Yeah, Tablez, shut the fu—)
Bro', his—, I-I swear he's useful, bro', yo, comic relief? Bro', who doesn't love comic relief, man? (Ha, b*tch! Man)

[Verse: PE$O PETE]
Usopp, you need two shot 'cause yo' first one alway miss, we gon' sink you like the Merry and you barely gettin' [?]
He get mixed, how ya only victory in the entire series was when you fought a literal human child? You are so useless
And if Captain Kid ain't beat Big Mom, b*tch, you'd still bе worse than him, you could never bе no Yasopp, I woulda [?] if I was him
Bro', you been time skippin' that training arc, you dumb and fat as sh*t, you ain't [?], you annoyin' just like a li'l zit, and if Zoro was cappin', you [?] got a ship (That's facts)
Bro', put that slingshot away, you [?], [?] bullet

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
Oh no, I don't wanna get hit by a f*ckin' dandelion, you f*ckin' weak f*ck (Booooo!)
He's suck, oh my god, he's actually the worst Straw Hat, like… what? (Haha!)
People tryna say Chopper's worse than him, are you smoking? He's smokin' Ya-Yami
"Ooh, but he's the only regular human on the crew", shut the f*ck up!