LUFFY DISS* lyrics

[Skit: PE$O PETE]
Ah, well, if I'm bein' honest, he's just—, he's so free (Gomu Gomu no—)
He's just such a good protagi', he's just such a good M-C ([?])
He's just—, hoowee
Dang! Bruh, man
You know, PE$O, some characters are off-limits, man? Don't do i—, what?!

[Verse: PE$O PETE]
Get off his di*k
He would never let you join, much less get on the ship
And not to mention, he's a jit, uh, get off his di*k
Why would you trust him wit' decision making? Get off his di*k
Now that that rubber rod all up out yo' mouth, pay attention what I'm gon' do
If you take away Gear Five, he's just a glorified Goku
In a god damn boat
And his shoes open-toe, ain't no showers, that sh*t gross, god dang!
f*ck that soft sh*t, let me go [?] on the topic, god damn
I'm the hottest like yo' older brothеr who got dropped, you ain't do sh*t
How-How yo' number-one opp', kill yo' bro', and you dip?
It's been two yеars since the time skip, and you still ain't give him sh*t

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
Wow, that's pretty sad actually, Luffy, like, come on
You're usually like "Aw, I'mma go throw hands! Throw hands!", get your getback