Coffeeman (Theme Song) lyrics
by Kyle Justin
(Verse 1)
Coffeeman, Coffeeman
Takes a coffee dump in a coffee can
Play some coffee games in a coffee can
Gonna sh*t out a coffee can
Look out! Here comes a coffee can
Look out! Here comes some anal coffee
(Verse 2)
Poopie juice is his coffee source
Takes a p*ss like a coffee horse
Climbs a coffee can, then he falls
This game sucks his coffee balls
Oh no! He's gay
(Verse 3)
When he sucks balls, he feels so ashamed
He shoots coffee from his p*nis
But now Coffeeman's f*ckin....
A coffee can-an-an-an-an-an-an
Coffee