Angry Video Game Critic lyrics
by Kyle Justin
He's gonna take you back to the past
To pull these reviews out of his ass
He'd rather have a crocodile
Pin him down and suck on his c*ck
He'd rather eat some rotten dogsh*t
Then drown it down with Rolling Rock
He's the world's biggest and greatest cynic
He's the Angry Video Game Critic
He's the Angry Video Game Critic