Spider-Man lyrics
by Kyle Justin
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Plays some games with a grudge
Gonna sh*t out some anal fudge
Look out, here comes some sh*tty games
Alcohol is his power source
Takes a p*ss like a drunken horse
Climbs a wall, then he falls
This game sucks his spider-balls
Oh no, he's playing the sh*tty games
When he plays his games
He feels so ashamed
He shoots web from his wrist
But now Spider-Man's f*cking p*ssed
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Rather suck on a frozen turd
Or eat some crap from a moose
Gonna chug down somе poopy juice
These gamеs are such a great big f*ck-up
They make you wanna throw up, all over Spider-Man