I WAS SURFING THE TV AFTER I GOT SACKED FROM PINK FLOYD
AND THE BREAKFAST CLUB WAS ON THE TV
AND THEY ALL LOOKED SO f*ckING GAY AND ANNOYING
I WANTED TO PUNCH ALLY SHEEDY'S FACE IN
AND RIP JUDD NELSON’S EYES OUT
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE
FOR STARRING IN SUCH A GAY MOVIE
THE BREAKFAST CLUB IS f*ckING GAY
ANYBODY THAT WATCHES IT IS GAY TOO
SOMETIMES I TOSS AND TURN IN BED
THINKING ABOUT HOW I WISH HAYLEY WILLIAMS WOULD
TURN INTO A f*ckING MECHA AND STOMP THE
BREAKFAST CLUB TO DEATH
AND THEN f*ck DAVID GILMOUR IN THE ASS
AS I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AND FILM IT AND UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE
AND IT GETS NINE HUNDRED BILLION VIEWS
AND PINK FLOYD GOES DOWNHILL
f*ck THE BREAKFAST CLUB
I HOPE THE BRAIN AND THE BEAUTY AND THE BASKETCASE
AND THE JOCK AND THE CRIMINAL ALL f*ckING DIE IN A GAY HOLE