The Crime Scene lyrics
by Paul Shapera
CHORUS:
The day of dark has finally come
The day when tragedy succ*mbs
At last the end, it has begun
The day they’ve taken out the sun
The day of dark has finally come
The day when tragedy succ*mbs
At last the end, it has begun
The day they’ve taken out the sun
Abi:
Oh my goddess, someone put a massive dagger through the top of this boy’s head!
Ryvyr:
Why is he tied to a chair?
Abi:
He’s strapped in like a prisoner
Kevin:
Hold on, what are other pеople doing at an active crime scеne?!
Xiao-Li:
These are friends of Kem
Kevin:
Who are you two and what are you doing here?
Alyssa:
I’m Alyssa
Geoff:
I’m Geoff
Alyssa:
I’m the top student at our school
Geoff:
You mean number two student
Alyssa:
Geoff, shut up. What happened to our friend?
Geoff:
The mouse is even smaller than you
Kevin:
Someone put a very large and very heavy dagger through his head
Ryvyr:
That’s not a dagger, that’s the Sword of Demetrius
Abi:
You know this weapon?
Ryvyr:
I do
Geoff:
The goblin is also small, not as small as the mouse but maybe as small as Alyssa
Abi:
He’s oddly obsessed with people’s heights
Alyssa:
Geoff, it’s time to chill
Geoff:
Okay
Kevin:
I need everybody to move back so I can examine the crime scene
CHORUS:
The day of dark has finally come
The day when tragedy succ*mbs
At last the end, it has begun
The day they’ve taken out the sun
The day of dark has finally come
The day when tragedy succ*mbs
At last the end, it has begun
The day they’ve taken out the sun
Kevin:
His name was Kem, correct?
Xiao-Li:
My baby is happy now
Kevin:
Why is he strapped to the chair?
Alyssa:
We’re all part of this online school prototype thing his dad came up with
Kevin:
Online school?
Alyssa:
Yeah, it’s this virtual classroom. It’s called the Voodooverse
Abi:
The Voodooverse?
Xiao-Li:
It’s fun! Like those old Voodoopunks
Alyssa:
It’s not fun
Kevin:
But why the straps?
Alyssa:
To keep us from leaving
Geoff:
The straps hurt
Abi:
They strap you in? For school?
Alyssa:
They automatically release when the school day is done
Abi:
You can’t be serious
Alyssa:
Rumor is it uses some kind of old Arcadia Corp tech
Kevin:
This dagger took some serious strength and height to stab like this
Geoff:
Alyssa is very small. Not like me, I’m very large but she’s quite little
Alyssa:
Geoff, shut up. We loved Kem
Geoff:
I loved Kem. He was medium height, but his eyes were beautiful. You were always complaining about how he kept you from being the number one studen-
Alyssa:
Geoff. Shut. Up
CHORUS:
The day of dark has finally come
The day when tragedy succ*mbs
At last, the end, it has begun
The day they’ve taken out the sun
The day of dark has finally come
The day when tragedy succ*mbs
At last the end, it has begun
The day they’ve taken out the sun
Kevin:
So, what are you two doing here?
Alyssa:
When Kem went offline, we got very worried and came to check on him
Abi:
Hang on, just how long has he been sitting here?
Zippy:
47 minutes
Kevin:
Who found him first?
Xiao-Li:
I think I did
Abi:
Why didn’t you call us immediately? Why did Zippy call without your knowledge?
Xiao-Li:
I needed a pill
Kevin:
How did the two of you get in?
Alyssa:
We were… we…
Geoff:
He said to say a window
Alyssa:
Yes, we know a window, uh, Kem leaves open
Kevin:
So Kem went offline in class and you two ran over immediately
Alyssa:
Yup
Kevin:
But I thought the straps only let you out when class is done
Geoff:
Well, we needed to come look for th-
Alyssa:
Come look for Kem anyway. He’s been very sad and disturbed. We’ve been very worried
Abi:
Why was he sad and disturbed?
Alyssa:
There’s more going on online than you realize
Geoff:
Even though the dagger is big and heavy, it’s kind of really pretty
Ryvyr:
That’s a fairy sword
Kevin:
It has the same sigil that’s on the security robots
Ryvyr:
The sword will repel and dispel any form of human magic
Kevin:
Can I take a look at this online school?
Zippy:
The school has gone dark. The sun is gone
Alyssa:
Yeah, the classroom went dark. It’s totally down
Kevin:
Let me see
Alyssa:
Here, I’m a computer whiz
*They listen*
Kevin:
There are some... odd noises
Zippy:
The sun has been lost
Kevin:
When you say son, do you mean...
Santiago:
What is going on here?