Mr. Nice Guy lyrics

[Intro]
I sat around, and thought about the things we used to do
It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me
I really mean that much to you?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Yeah!

[Verse 1]
There's nothing that I wouldn't do for you
'Cause I'm potty trained like a great Dane
Have a nice day, yeah
Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies
A pile of sh*t dressed up to appetize
The main course - degradation a La Mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a fountain of love like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole
Turbulent, whirlpool
[Chorus]
Like Yin and Yang the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T that rhymes with D that stands for Derriere
To bark for me and keep me company, yeah!

[Post-Chorus]
You look so nice with your nose in the dirt
You're my puppy, bend over and lick yourself

[Verse 2]
And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest
Said it's a dogs life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie b*tch let me drill my own hole
I don't need a seed to grow my di*kweed
I'm the one you want the one you get
sh*t-sucking butt-f*cking nerd

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a sadist I'm a geek I'm a coprophagist
I sh*t you eat my poo you sh*t I eat your poo
I sh*t and infinite push-pull
Hedonism trading furs
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours
Incubus, suck your butts
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Like di*k and Jane, the K9 method is f*cking insane
It's love, it's dog, eat dog, eat dog!
With a capital D that rhymes with tree that stands for Pee-Pee
Your knight in shining armor ain't no nice guy at all

[Bridge]
I am the devil who's under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
God is my tactic and nature's my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win lesbian, wow!

[Guitar solo]

[Various vocalizations]

[Outro]
f*ck yeah!
O-U-8-1-8
The ritual
I urinate chivalry
Instinctual cause I'm such a gentleman
You look so nice with your nose the dirt
[Barking noises]

[Song Outro]
"Would you like your check, Mr. Bungle, or would you rather I put it on your bill?"
"No, that's fine, thank you, Carl. I must say, I have to go now, but I must say, Anita-"
"And you will give me the account for my new agency, Mr. Bungle?"
"I can't say it hasn't been fun!"
"Son of a b*tch!"
"Yeah boy! [?]"

[Laughter]
"I don't wanna look at you"
"I sit around, and thought about the things we used to do"
"God f*cking dammit!"
"I'm closing my eyes, man"
"I sat around, and thought about the things we used to do
It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me"
I really mean that much to you?!"
[Laughter]
"I'll just go down there"
"Close your eyes, it helps"
"Again? The whole f*cking thing?"
"sh*t"
"I sat ar-"
[Laughter]