(Chorus: The Barber)
Wanna be the king of the world so f*ckin' bad
Sit up on that throne I never had
Hopin' my death would be sweet love catastrophe
Wonderin' how the rest of my life would be
But, f*ck what any n*gga say
I won't let n*ggas gt the f*ck in my way
f*ck one time, why I gotta die
I swear
The world better prepare for the day life will be fair
(Verse 1: Lil Moldy)
I'm a wizard wit my words, abracadabra
Amazing Lil Moldy, abracadabra
I hypnotize these b*tches, cuz I'm a king cobra
King of the snakes, I'm the king cobra
I kiss that pus*y, Curse Of The King Cobra
Game ain't bout race, now, I'm invitin' zebras
I'm more into musical life, f*ck opera
These b*tches actin' that drama sh*t, soap opera
Get the sun out of here, it's gettin' hot, b*tch
Call the fireman and put her out, cuz she hot, b*tch
I go Gangnam Style on these n*ggas, I'm psychotic
Damn, that b*tch gettin' crazy, I take away her narcotics
I'm Spongebob, these b*tches Gary
I knock a n*gga out, look on the bright side, Sandman and Tooth Fairy
Sorry, I didn't shave till that pus*y a lil hairy
And, I did all that sh*t even though I'm whiter than Barry
(Chorus: The Barber)
(Verse 2: Deelpickle)
Wassup, n*gga, it's the soothsayer
Get your kicks on Route 69, John Mayer
This hood my town, and, I'm the mayor
I grab a Mac11 on all of you haters
From the way I see this sh*t, the Barber Emmett Till
Moldy gonna kill that n*gga, let the blood spill
That sh*t what Barber get for stealin' Moldy's b*tch
I regret seein' this sh*t, give me a pill
We get trippy, I'm smokin' on that Dipsy
I wish we could f*ck forever, but I'm busy
Stop procrasinatin', and start assassinatin'
One bam, every n*gga see what's happenin'
I can read his brain, but I won't get his brain
Watch the f*ck out, there's about to hell, death, and pain
Time to kill the Barber, watch the f*ck out, n*gga, Moldy got a gun
(Lil Moldy)
Barber, this is for what the f*ck you have become
(Gunshot)
(Bridge: The Barber)
I didn't know I was datin' Moldy's b*tch
Nevertheless, I didn't do sh*t
I can see why Moldy threw up that Desert Eagle
Some n*ggas can be that evil
But, I treated that b*tch as such
Untill he shot me wit his gun
They don't deserve to see me die
I swear
The world better prepare for when they have a love affair
(The Barber)
Please, forgive me, Lord. Please, forgive me, Deezy
(Deelpickle)
Apology accepted
(Outro: Lil Moldy)
It is finished. Peace, b*tch