The Best of Me lyrics
by Rivers Cuomo
Arnold Schwarzenegger in the motherf*cking house
(Hasta la vista, baby)
It's ancient Greece
I’m eating grapes at the Parthenon
Watching lions eat prisoners at the Colosseum
I'm f*cking bored at the vomitorium
Waiting to catch my flight
I got my backpack, I got the berry scones
I got my noise-cancellation headphones
And I'm off to the Hyatt Regency
This is a load of crap
I said "Another f*cking Hyatt Regency?"
They got the best of me
The best of me
The best of me
They got the best of me
I’m Drew Bledsoe, I got an afro
I got my head up in a mask
I'm like a ninja, I got my nunchuks
And I've been training like a seer so I won't give a f*ck
I'm like Caesar
You can stab me in the back
Pour my blood on your salad
I'm like a satyr
Treat my [?]
And then my wife
Oh, I love my life
They got the best of me
The best of me
The best of me
They got the best of me