Ramen King lyrics

[Intro]
お早うございます。
今日はラーメンを作ります。
楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。

[Verse]
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities, it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook b*tch
Now that's a real education, f*ck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pus*y ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this sh*t'll get you higher, hah
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This sh*t'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "Hi" to my homeboy, top ramen