Hood Rich lyrics
by Joji
[Intro: Pink Guy]
Yeah
Yeah
Y'all know what it is
Yeah
You know what the f*ck it is
Yeah
[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I just f*cked a b*tch with another b*tch
Put a knife to her throat and I took her sh*t, ya, ya
Motherf*ckers wanna get lit with the pink
But I tell her, "Gotta let me put the finger in the stink," yeah
I'm all about the zinc and the copper
I only do feds, no coppers
Labels trying to hit me with the "Go, go"
I'mma have to say "No, no"
I'mma have to hit 'em with the low blow, ya, ya (Ya, ya!)
Money on the phone, but I'm broke
I only take bars and the ganj, no dope
I just love pus*y, not the girl that it's attached to
sh*t smell like tuna and the cat food
I don't even want to see her face, just give me dome
Oh my lord, I'mma have to run like Google Chrome
"Why you always gotta say that mean sh*t?"
'Cause I'm a pink c*nt, it don't mean sh*t
[Interlude: Getter]
Man, Pink Guy's a little b*tch, mane
Just kidding
[Verse 2: Getter]
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
It's motherf*cking Getter, b*tch – yaddadamean?
I'm the f*cking human green screen with the stiff peeny-peen
Never wrapped my willy, but I let her
Chase my di*k down, have her eat it with some pepper
I said "f*ck school" and I dipped quick 'cause they f*cked my sh*t
Caught me sucking di*ks in the bathroom with a b*tch
But detention was lit – oh, sh*t
Remember Miss Baker with the fat-ass tits
And the fat-ass lips, with the banging-ass hips?
Make her grab you by the di*k, rip her clit in two
Make her wonder why she didn't pass you
By putting your piece in the poop chute, dude; just kidding
I'm just an EDM dude on cam with the Pink Man and Colletti
Shooting dude confetti on these skinny Betties
Now I'm looking for the truant in an Audi, now I'm dead, G (Ahh!)
[Verse 3: Nick Colletti]
Viner of the month
Always smoking blunts
Always on Twitter
If she bad, she know I'm f*cking with her
I'm from the 'Burgh, I'm in Cali, though
Got kush coke c*nt in my bungalow
Don't dress myself, had your b*tch do it
Don't stress too much, ain't a thing to it
Yo, I'm 22 and I'm hood rich
Date a church girl, she a good b*tch
She a psych major, that's good head
When she bring her friend, I f*ck her friend instead
I'm in Malibu eating rich c*nt
f*ck bongs, bro, we smoke big blunts
And that's all day and we cashing out
Aye, aye, aye
[Outro]
You don't know sh*t about Pink Guy!
You don't know sh*t about Getter!
You don't know sh*t about Nick Colletti!
Get off Vine!
Get off Twitter!
Get off YouTube!
You stupid b*tch!
You stupid f*cking b*tch!
Goddammit!