Ladies Man lyrics

[Intro]
Awwww sh*t!
Guess who's back

[Verse]
I put a hamster in a sock and slammed him against the furniture
The only bones that broke was my di*ks
I can't help being mushy because I love pus*y
I play with more balls than the Knicks
They call me Michael Vick because after a hot summer's day
I like to come back to my house and break my dog's neck
I get more pus*y than animal control
I keep it real hot like the spices in my as*h*le
Roses are red and violets are blue
Can I see your pus*y?
I shot a boy yesterday
But it was in Florida so it was okay (AMERICA)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Disabled!

[Outro]
Santa's brother is here
In your area
Causin' mass hysteria