2013, What a Year! (2013 Year in Review) lyrics

So long, 2013
It's time to send you on your way
With your chaos in Egypt, drones in Pakistan
The spying NSA

A sequester and then a shutdown
Obamacare was finally here
Crack-smoking mayors, Carlos Danger
2013, what a year!

The Pope said, "Arrivederci!"
We decided it's okay for gays to wed
North West and then a royal baby
We really knocked 'em dead

New iPhones and Harlem Shaking
I got my twerkin' butt in gear (Skank!)
My empire grew bigger, I said ******
2013, what a year!

Hey, what's the hold up? I'm a TV actor
Well, I'm a rockstar
I transformed a nation!
Show-off!

Blockbuster, Batkid, Grand Theft Auto
And the fox said, "FRA-KA-KA-KA-KOW-KOW-KOW!"
Floods and typhoons and twisters
They filled us all with dread and fear
There was way more than we can even say
Now it's the end (Amen!)
2013, what a year! (FRA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA!)