The End is Here! (2012 Year in Review) lyrics

It's the end of creation, the signs are everyplace
Ice melt at record pace, a dude who jumped from space!
We had a Libyan crisis, the fiscal cliff was near
It's 2012, the end is here

We had a hot Zumba madam and Fifty Shades of Grey
We all came out as gay — stay out of Chick-Fil-A!
We had cheating and breakups — I blew my whole career
It's 2012, the end is here

We really kicked box office butt
I called that college girl a sl*t
A change I sense — the Force has stirred

The world met Honey Boo-Boo Child
We all got funky Gangnam Style
I fixed a masterpiece — ERMAHGERD

We had Colombian hookers, big scandals everywhere
We kept Obamacare — I argued with a chair
We had a hard-fought election — they kicked us in the rear
It's 2012, the end is here

We had Olympic superstars
We put an SUV on Mars
In my new book I bump and grind
We sadly had to say goodbye
We moved on up into the sky
That's one giant leap for mankind

We had Hurricane Sandy, replacement refs were wrong
We still can't get along and Snooki's now a mom
But our troubles are over 'cause it's our final year
It's no use pretending, apocalypse is trending
It's 2012, the end is here!