2011, Buh-Bye! (2011 Year in Review) lyrics

2011 was hairy
A year unlike any we've seen
There were Schweddy Balls from Ben & Jerry
And a warlock assassin named Sheen! (Winning!)

Lohan, Strauss-Kahn
Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, and Cain (Three nines!)
Big trials, love childs
2011, buh-bye! Ahh!

The S&P blew up our rating
The job market stayed in a slump (A slump)
The debt ceiling kept us debating
While Weiner just tweeted his junk

Tax, more! Class war!
I nearly got hit with a pie (Banzai!)
Health threats, Greek debts
2011, buh-bye!

The whole Arab world was rebelling
So long, Muammar Qaddafi!
While soldiers were asking and telling
We told the whole world we're not gay!

We finally took out Bin Laden
Japan had one hell of a year (A year)
There were riots in Britain, "How rotten!"
The rapture! Not yet, but it's near! (Next year)
Got hitched, got ditched
Got knocked up, went bankrupt, we unsubscribed
Hairspray, Friday
2011, bye-bye

There were Occupy Wall Street protesters
And folks who will surely be missed
Falling satellites, panicked investors
There's just way too much stuff to list (To list)

Quakes, crimes, new signs
Loose lions and tigers and bears (Oh my!)
Let's cheer the new year
2011, you're ending, thank Heaven
2011, buh-bye!