Santa Claus! lyrics

[Intro: Elves]
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la

[Verse 1: Santa]
Forgive my lack of cheer
But Christmas is almost here
I bust my friggin' rump
To make all of this junk

’Cause kids want more and more
But I'm fallin' way behind
It ain’t easy makin' presents for
A third of all mankind, oh

[Chorus: Santa, Elves]
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Christmas makes him cross
Toys started as a hobby
Then became my albatross

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
His job, it doesn't pay
I'm going out of business
'Cause I gives it all away
[Verse 2: Santa]
I'm runnin' out of dough
The bills ain't gettin’ paid
I can’t remember when
The last time I got... paid

My ulcer's flarin’ up
My blood pressure's sky high
If I don't take vacation soon
I'll keel over and die, OH!

[Chorus: Santa, Elves, Together]
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
He’s/I'm sufferin' from stress
They foreclosed out my factory
My sleigh they repossess

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Has just one thing to ask
Instead of leavin' cookies
How 'bout leavin' me some cash

Save your milk and cookies
He could really use the cash

No more milk and cookies
He/I needs good old fashion cash
He/I really needs the cash, yeah!