Second Term lyrics

(Bush)
Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term
This time I won the national elec-she-un!
Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a
And dear brother Jebedia

(Republicans)
We get four more years to rule in Washington!

(Californians)
Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term

(Kerry and Edwards)
We were hoping in ’04 we’d get a turn

(Democrats and Bush)
But we lost the vicious battle
Now they’re stuck without a paddle!

(Clinton)
Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum?- (SLAP)

(Bush)
I will stabalize Iraq in my second term
And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun
(Bush and rich people)
Then I’ll eliminate all the taxes
That are breakin; all our back-siz
And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un!

(International community)
We cannot believe he won a second term

(F*ench "person")
He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce!

(Bush and Republicans)
Heck, I’ll extend a friendly offer
Barbeque and beers in Crawford!
Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un!

(Priest, Rabbi, and Imam)
We want peace on earth throughout his second term

(Soldiers)
We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns

(Bush)
There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it
And bury that ol’ hatchet
Yes, we’ve been through stormy weather
Now it’s time to work together!
Gather round the ol’ chuck wagon
It’s a grand time we’ll be havin’
In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!