This Land lyrics

[Verse 1: George W. Bush]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener
I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 2: John Kerry]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass
I'm a Purple Heart winner, and yes, it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 3: George W. Bush]
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks
You're a UN pus*y, and yes, it's true that I kick ass! (Ha!)
This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 4: John Kerry, Howard Dean]
You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
But it's not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts
This land will surely vote for me! (Yeaaahhh!)

[Verse 5: George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
You're a liberal sissy!
You're a right-wing nutjob!
You're a pinko commie!
You're dumb as a doorknob!
Hey, you got that botox!
But I still won three Purple Hearts!
This land will surely vote for me!
[Native American, Choir, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton]
This land was my land
But now it's our land!
From California
To the New York islan-[slap] What'd I do?

[George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
From the liberal wieners
To the right-wing nutjobs
This land belongs
This land belongs
This land belongs to you and me! (Hyah!)
Oh, and di*k Cheney too!