Big Box Mart lyrics

[Verse 1: Choir, Customer]
Oh, it starts with sweatshop labor in a foreign factory
And gets packed on a vessel and shipped over the sea
It's loaded onto trailers and it's spread across the map
Big Box Mart is the place I go to buy all of my crap

[Chorus: Choir, Customer]
Oh, Big Box Mart
What do you have for me?
'Cause our shopping carts are empty
And we're on a shopping spree!

[Verse 2: Customer]
I come to the Big Box Mart
'Cause I do have lots of needs
And they sell crap the cheapest
With their discounts guaranteed
When I'm walking through the aisles
It's like I'm hypnotized
With a wallet full of credit cards
I never lеave deprived

[Chorus: Choir, Customer]
Oh, Big Box Mart
Thank you for sеrvin' me
'Cause my house is full of crap now
And it used to be empty
[Verse 3: Choir, Customer, CEOs]
The next day at the factory, the news was very grim
My job was being outsourced to the slums of east Beijing!
Management was streamlining the company's org chart
We gotta make crap cheap enough to sell to Big Box Mart!

[Chorus: Choir, Customer]
Oh, Big Box Mart
Look what you've done to me
He's gotta start all over at the age of 53

[Verse 4: Customer]
I still go to Big Box Mart, yes, I'm there most all the time
These days you'll likely find me sweeping aisle number 9
My dreams of a retirement have gone up in a blaze
And I'll be scrubbing toilets 'til they stick me in the grave

[Chorus: Choir, Customer]
Oh, Big Box Mart
What have you sold to me?
We used to be your customers, now we're your employees
Oh, Big Box Mart
My paycheck reminds me
Your everyday low prices have a price
They aren't free!
Paper or plastic?