2-0-5 (2005 Year in Review) lyrics

With hurricanes and terrorists
It's been hard to just get by
Here's hopin' the year 2-0-6
Turns out better than 2-0-5

Well, Kim Jong is throwin' fits
And the shuttle's on the fritz
There's an intifada brewin' in Gaza Strip

Oh, the deficit's a-risin'
Half o' Europe hates my guts
And industrial America is goin' bankrupt

There is a great sense of urgency
We've got to squash the insurgency
My approval rating's in a dive
Hope it's not another year like 2-0-5

A leak investigation's got my White House in a snarl
There's a spеcial prosecutor after my friend Karl
And our еnergy dependency has put me in a bind
Ah, don't worry about Alaska, it'll be just fine

My appointee was a big flop
The housing market is 'bout to pop
With record profits at the pump
I drive an SUV and take it in the rump
All of our jobs, gone overseas
Each week I make one dollar seventy-three
From Katrina, FEMA, Gitmo, too
The last thing I need now is the Avian Flu

'Cause every problem in the world
Lands right here on my desk
I tried to get to Crawford
Even there, couldn't get no rest

From pirates in Somalia
To that nut job in Iran
It's hard to rule the free world
But I'm doin' the best I can (Hard work)

With same-sex marriage, stem-cells
Scooter Libby, Tom DeLay
Here's hopin' the year 2-0-6
Brings a few more brighter days (Hah, say that again)