2014, You Are History! (2014 Year in Review) lyrics
by JibJab
2014, what a year
Let's reminisce and raise a glass
Here's to priceless memories
Like me and my colossal ass
The rise of ISIS caused a crisis
Russia made big power play
We massacred the Democrats
But who needs Congress anyway?
Ferguson blazed up with rage
We trembled as Ebola spread
We smoked some legal reefer
And we dumped ice buckets on our heads
On birth control, we all said no
We canceled every Cosby show
In 2014, Leno left
I said, "Goodbye, Colbert Report!"
I was all about that bass
I wasn't famous anymore
Scandal rocked the NFL
We tied the knot, we called it quits
Justin Bieber got arrested
Jay Z had his greatest hits
Outer space was cool and trendy
Someone hacked our private nudes
Pharrell was happy, Al was weird
And Marvel's Thor was growing boobs
We said so long, it's sad we're gone
But my poetry's forever and our comedy lives on
Everybody!
World Cup soccer, Anaconda, iPhone 6, Malaysia Air
Potato salad, Gamergate, and data breaches everywhere!
More and more, the list goes on, the year was crazy as could be
Let's all rejoice in saying: 2014, you are history!