Simple as That lyrics

[SAM]
Adam likes tacos and playing board games

[ADAM]
Sam kicks my ass at Xbox
Call it wasting time

[SAM]
Call it immature

[ADAM]
You're just jealous 'cause it rocks

[SAM]
For sure
He's the perfect guy for a girl like me

[ADAM]
How much perfecter could a girlfriend be?

[SAM & ADAM]
Play a game, eat some food
Then make out when we're in the mood

[SAM]
It's as simple as peas in a peapod
[ADAM]
We fit like legos

[SAM & ADAM]
We like a candy deep fried

[ADAM]
We're like Bill and...

[SAM]
Ted

[ADAM]
Beavis and...

[SAM]
Butthead. I'm the Bonnie to his...

[ADAM]
Who?

[SAM]
Clyde

[ADAM]
Huh...
She's the perfect girl for a guy like me
[SAM]
How much more perfect could a boyfriend be?

[SAM & ADAM]
Play a game, eat some food
Then make out when we're in the mood
It's as simple as that