p*ss Pig Freak lyrics

[Verse 1]
I drink the Old English Gatorade of Mountain Dew and iced tea
Scotch whiskey ginger ale, no it don't matter to me
'Cause when I get it into my bladder it turns yellow and hot
It streams out of my whiz hole, right into the pot

[Chorus]
Oh I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
p*ss in my mouth, oh yeah!

[Verse 2]
I fill up mason jars with hot whiz, dog bowls with foamy p*ss
Puddles behind dumpsters, no, I don't give a sh*t
'Cause when I get on down to my knees and guzzle it down
Well I'm the luckiest man in this whole damn town

[Chorus]
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
p*ss in my mouth, whoa!

[Bridge]
(p*ss pig freak oh yeah)
Yeah, you can find me at one of the local p*ss clubs
(p*ss pig freak oh yeah)
Maybe in Atlanta, Georgia
(p*ss pig freak oh yeah)
Or New York, New York, Philadelphia
(p*ss pig freak oh yeah)
[Verse 3]
I just treat my mouth like it's a urinal pot
Just make sure that it's yellow and hot

[Outro]
'Cause I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
p*ss in my mouth, oh yeah!

[Outro]
p*ss pig freak, oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
I'm a p*ss pig freak oh yeah
p*ss in my mouth (p*ss pig freak, oh yeah)