Whackin’ It Off To My Mom lyrics
by Patrick Stump
Hey there Doc Brown I got lost in your time machine
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Stuck in the 50’s and my mom is hot and 16
Woah, woah, woah!
Under the table
She gives my di*k a squeeze
My bo-bo-barometer is pointing 88 degrees
These are my Calvins
It’s a ticking time bomb
So until that lightning strikes
I’ll be whackin’ it off to my mom (hah)
Whackin’ it off to my mom
(Um, I don’t think I’m okay with this)
He don’t wanna be Oedipus Rex
That’s why he’s sticking with hand to p*nis sex
He’s whackin’ it off to my wife
He’s whackin’ it off to me
Do the mom whackin’ dance
D-d-d-d-d-d-do the mom whackin’ dance
(No, no no no no no no)
Whackin’ it off to my mom
Whackin’ it off to my mom