Candy Store lyrics

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my di*k?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice
Listen up, biatch

[HEATHERS]
I like

[H. CHANDLER, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Lookin' hot, buying stuff they cannot
(I like) Drinkin' hard, maxin' Dad's credit card
(I like) Skippin' gym, scarin' her, screwin' him
(I like) Killer clothes

[HEATHERS]
Kickin' nerds in the nose

[H. CHANDLER, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah
Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
Woah, woah, woah
[HEATHERS]
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

[HEATHERS, H. DUKE, H. MCNAMARA, H. CHANDLER]
(Guys fall) At your feet, pay the check, help you cheat
(All you) Have to do: Say goodbye to Shamu
(That freak's) Not your friend, I can tell in the end
(If she) Had your shot, she would leave you to rot

[H. MCNAMARA]
'Course if you don't care, fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

[H. CHANDLER & H. DUKE]
Woah

[H. MCNAMARA]
Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE]
And get in my Jeep

[H. CHANDLER]
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Woah, woah, woah

[HEATHERS]
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a pus*y anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
You can join the team (Or you can b*tch and moan)
You can live the dream (Or you can die alone)
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS]
Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER]
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS]
And end up like her

[MARTHA, spoken]
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me
[VERONICA, spoken]
Color me stoked

[MARTHA, spoken]
I'm so happy

[H. DUKE, H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA]
(Woah) Ooh-woah
Honey, whatchu waitin' fo—

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Shut up, Heather!

[H. CHANDLER, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Step into my candy store
Woah, time for you to prove you're not a lame-ass anymore
Oh-ohh

[HEATHERS]
Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy store