Welcome to Smash Bros. lyrics

[Verse 1]
Welcome to Smash Brothers! Have a look around
Any gaming franchise you can think of can be found
We've got dozens of fighters, both classic and new
You're guaranteed a character important to you

[Verse 2]
Welcome to Smash Brothers! Hop into a fight
Would you like to one on one me or use items just for spite?
We've got oodles of options for competitive fans, haha
Just don't bring up Melee 'cause that game is banned

[Verse 3]
Welcome to Smash Brothers! You wouldn't believe
How many people want Mario to beat up Minecraft Steve
Play Samus! Play Simon! Play Sans Undertale!
We've got a crossover so endless in scale

[Verse 4]
Welcome to Smash Brothers! Get into Elite
All you need to do is spam that PK Fire sh*t to cheat
We got spirits; no trophies and no Target Test
But we've got a bunch of fanart of the Wii Fit Trainer and Palutena f*cking each other

[Verse 5]
Welcome to Smash Brothers! Snake can't use a gun
But a teenage boy in high school can pull his out just for fun
We gotta censor Mythra 'cause her outfit is too lewd
But you can play as Shulk and Samus half nude
[Verse 6]
Sonic's been here thirteen years and still he's all alone
Ganondorf has been here twenty and he still plays like a clone!
Play as PAC-MAN or attack the man who brought everyone back
Because the game lacks Dante, Crash and Knack. Don't cut him slack cuz he's a hack and—
Sakurai hates modern Kirby, never played the games
There's eight Fire Emblem f*ckers, why do they all play the same?
Can we get a new Zelda rep that's not a Link
Who cares about Ridley and Banjo if their movesets stink?

[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everyone? Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone; everyone's here!
Waluigi's not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone; everyone's here!
Could I interest you in everyone? Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone; everyone's here!
Waluigi's not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone; everyone's here!

[Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this

[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the GameCube dropped, circa '99
There were only eight right out the gate, you could unlock four
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For more!
More, we just wanted more
When Kojima asked for Snake in that kicked down the door
And you kept on requesting these Icons galore
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
You, you! Insatiable you
All he needs to add is Geno now, Sora and Goku
And even when there’re added there’s still more to do
Sakurai once thought Brawl would have ended them all
[Break]
(*Laughs*)

[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everyone? Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone; everyone's here!
Waluigi's not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone; everyone's here!
Could I interest you in everyone? Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone; everyone's here!
Waluigi's not though so there's still more work I fear
Anyone and everyone and anyone and everyone
And anyone and everyone and
Everyone's here!