C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S lyrics

[Verse 1]
"C" is for your little clit, when I go down beneath
"H" is for your pubic hairs that stick between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that "I" f*ck with my di*k
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me f*cking sick

[Verse 2]
"S" is for your sh*tty as*h*le, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to c*m
"M" is for masturbation when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your VD
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me f*cking sick

[Outro]
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My f*cking balls are swinging
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa whoa, the chapel bells are ringing
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa whoa, the chapel bells are ringing
Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, my f*cking balls are swinging