My First Christmas As A Woman lyrics

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
And follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
No longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time
'cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me

And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me
I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My p*nis, chop it off
It's no use to me
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My p*nis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
To be a post operation transsexual
Now I'm a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time
'cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me

'cause I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman