I Sucked Another di*k Last Night lyrics

[Chorus]
I sucked another di*k last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't f*ck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another di*k last night

[Verse]
Now Darling, don't get me wrong
It'd be you if you had a dong
Please don't tell our son 'cause he won't understand
This c*ck-gobblin', c*m-swallerin', crazy old man
Please accept me for the guy that I am
And not what I'd do in the back of the van

[Chorus]
I sucked another di*k last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't f*ck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another di*k last night