Real sh*t lyrics
by KYLE
[Intro: Sophia Black]
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 1: Sophia Black]
When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit
But when the lights turn on and they look like p*ss
That's some real sh*t
When you're too f*cked up and you're at the club
But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
That's some real sh*t
[Chorus]
Sometimes, oh some real sh*t
Life's a real b*tch, mhm
But I'm okay, I'm still happy
I won't quit
That's some real sh*t
[Verse 2]
When he says he'll call back so you made no plans
But now it's 3 AM 'cause he never called back
That's some real sh*t
When you say you're too grown for that drama mess
But when it really comes down you're still into it
That's some real sh*t
[Chorus]
Oh, most times, on some real sh*t
Life's a real di*k, oh yeah
But I'm okay, I'm still happy
I won't quit
'Cause that's that real sh*t
Oh, when you think you're the sh*t and act like the sh*t
But when it comes to sh*t, you know you really ain't sh*t
That's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t
I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
When you think you're the sh*t and act like the sh*t
But when it comes to sh*t, you know you really ain't sh*t
That's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t
[Verse 3: Kyle]
I gotta, uh f*ck
This that real sh*t
So you know when you're out with your chick
And you gotta spend a grip
Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
But your bank accounts on chicken strips
And she don't give a sh*t?
Then you gotta buy her movie tix
And you try to lean in for a kiss
And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
And then you say 'hmm'
And she says 'what?’
You know what... nothing, f*ck
And the movies weak so you go to sleep
And then you start to have this dream
That your forgot to lock your screen
And now she's going through your texts
So you wake up like Mr Krabs
And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993
You don't work for TMZ
There's nothing here behind the scene
You're not homies with Scoobie Doo
This is not a mystery
You can check my history
I've only been to Pornhub once
And went to church the morning of
Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love
I just wanna get more in touch
Then she gets a call from Gabby
Her attitude was extra crappy
Now it's hella happy
And you just sitting there like damn what the f*ck just happened?
So you call up NASA
And even they don't got the answers
That's that real sh*t
[Chorus]
Oh, when you think you're the sh*t and act like the sh*t
But when it comes to sh*t, you know you really ain't sh*t
That's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t
I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
When you think you're the sh*t and act like the sh*t
But when it comes to sh*t, you know you really ain't sh*t
That's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t, that's that real sh*t
That’s that real sh*t
Yeah
That’s that real sh*t, oh yeah
Mmm
Real sh*t you know?