Candy Store lyrics

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my di*k?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biatch!

[HEATHERS]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Looking hot
Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Drinkin’ hard
Maxing Dad's credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER]
Skipping gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Killer clothes

[HEATHERS]
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Woah!

[H. CHANDLER]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
[HEATHERS]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA]
Guys fall

[H. DUKE]
At your feet
Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA]
Help you cheat

[HEATHERS]
All you

[H. DUKE]
Have to do

[H. CHANDLER]
Say goodbye to Shamu
[HEATHERS]
That freak

[H. MCNAMARA]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS]
If she

[H. DUKE & H.MCNAMARA]
Had your shot

[HEATHERS]
She would leave you to rot!

[H. MCNAMARA]
'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA]
Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE]
And get in my Jeep

[H. CHANDLER]
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[HEATHERS]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pus*y anymore
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER]
You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Or you can b*tch and moan

[H. CHANDLER]
You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER]
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS]
Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER]
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS]
And end up like her!

[MARTHA, spoken]
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party, see? I told you there was still something there! This proves he's been thinking about me!

[VERONICA, spoken]
Color me stoked!

[MARTHA, spoken]
I'm so happy!

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[H. DUKE]
Honey, whatchu waiting for—

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Shut up, Heather!
[sung]
Step into my candy store!

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Woah, time for you to prove

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA (H. CHANDLER)]
You're not a lame ass anymore!
(Yeah, yeah yeah! Woah oh oh oh oh!)

[HEATHERS]
Then step into my candy store!
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store!