Candy Store (First Reading) lyrics

[Veronica]

Don't do this to Martha, she's had a thing for Ram for like twelve years now. This will kill her and-

[Heather C.]

Are we gonna have a problem?
You've got a bone to pick?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my di*k?
I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling, here's some advice, listen up be-yotch

*Music Starts*

{VERSE}

{All Heathers}

I like!

[Heather C.}

Lookin' hot
Buyin' stuff they cannot

{All Heathers}
I like!

[Heather C.]

Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

{All Heathers}

I like!

[Heather C.]

Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him

{All Heathers}

I like!

[Heather C.]

Killer clothes

[All Heathers]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[Heather C.]

If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

{Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porshe with the quarterback

{Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

{CHORUS}

[All Heathers]

Honey whatchu waitin' for
Step into my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore!
And step into my candy store
Time to choose, win or loose, it's my candy store
{VERSE}

[All Heathers]

What's your

[Heather D.]

Fantasy?
Sleep in class

[Heather M.]

Sleep with me!

[All Heathers]

First one

[Heather D.]

Done for you

[Heather C.]

Say goodbye to Shamu!

[All Heathers]

That freak's

[Heather M.]

Not your friend I can tell in the end

[All Heathers]

If she

[Heather D.]

Had your shot

[All Heathers]

She would leave you to rot

[Heather M.]

'Course if you don't care, fine go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on

[Heather C. and Heather D.]

Woah!

[Heather M.]

Or forget that creep
And get in my Jeep

[Heather C.]

Lets go tear up someone's lawn!

[All Heathers]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

{CHORUS}

Honey whatchu waitin' for
Step into my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a pus*y anymore!
And step into my candy store
Take a swig. lose the pig
It's my Candy Store

{BRIDGE}

[Heather C.]

But you say let the losers in

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Oh No, No, No!

[Heather C.]

What kind of crappy store would we have then?

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah! Woah! Woah!

[Heather C.]

If no one loses then no one can win

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Oh no no!

[Heather C.]

So don't ya ever

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[Heather C.]

Ever!

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[Heather C.]

Ever!

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[Heather C.]

Ever!

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Ever!

[All Heathers]

EVER!

[Heather C.]

-question me again

{CHORUS}

[Heather D.]

Woah!
Honey whatcha waitin' for-

[Heather C.] [Heather D. and Heather M.]

Shut up Heather! Honey whatcha waitin' for
Step into my candy store!
WOAH!

[All Heathers]

You've just got to prove you're not a loser anymore!
Then step into my candy store!

[Heather C.]

Join the team

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Or b*tch and moan

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Live the dream

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

Or die alone

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[Heather C.]

What do you prefer

[Heather D. and Heather M.]

Woah!

[All Heathers]

Us or her!

[Martha]

Look! Veronica!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party!
This proves he's been thinking about me!

[Veronica]

Color me stoked

[Martha]

I'm so happy!

[All Heathers]

It's my candy store
It's my candy-
It's my candy store
It's my candy-
It's my candy store
It's my candy store!