​i just want to kickflip into the sunset and disappear lyrics

[Intro: Dialogue from The Office (S03E19)]
Michael: Everything is wrong! The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression
Dwight: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
Michael: Dwight, you ignorant sl*t!

[Verse 1]
I've been rushing, running, talking
f*cking ticket for jaywalking
I've been haunting this hotel for too long
You've been crushing cigarettes
And f*cking holding my sweaty hands
I don't know what to say but I'm happy

[Verse 2]
So hey, let's chill in the parking lot
And say "Puddle Splashers changed my life"
And if we stand still long enough
The sun will move around us
And if I feel like this again, I swear if I feel like this again
I'll f*cking explode

[Outro]
And everyone in my town has found and used the easy way out
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you