THERAPY! lyrics
by Lauren Sanderson
[Intro]
I been waitin' for this one turbo
[Verse 1]
Absolutely crazy stupid loco
Obnoxious, I'm toxic, you know the name
Supercalifragilisticexpiala-doses of shrooms inside my brain
They said you'll never make it in the business kid
But now I'm makin' six figures on the internet
They were talkin' sh*t, now they're tryna suck my di*k
'Cause I'm bein' who I am and I don't f*ckin' miss
[Pre-Chorus]
That b*tch said I should go therapy
My family thinks this is so embarrassing
My new friends asked me if I want some ketamine
My old friends say I turned into who I'd never be
My ex label, thank god, that they sеt me free
My fans think I'm a goddamn celebrity
My еx-girl well honestly now she's dead to me
My new girl, oh my god, I hope they never meet
[Chorus]
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
[Verse 2]
Waitress, waitress
Please can I get the check?
I got a couple girls and they tryna kiss my neck
I got a couple girls that I'm tryna disrespect
They want me to give 'em somethin' that they won't forget
Got a show tonight in Austin, Texas
Sorry, no more people on the guest list
It seems like you don't really get the message
You got questions that I'm not addressing
[Pre-Chorus]
My girl said she don't wanna go to therapy
She thinks it's way too embarrassing
I guess I'm the villain in her narrative
But it's fine 'cause now I got clarity
My ex label, thank god, that they set me free
My fans think I'm a goddamn celebrity
My ex-girl, well honestly now she's dead to me
My new girl, oh my god, I hope they never meet
[Chorus]
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
b*tch, I hope they never, ever, ever meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
[Outro]
What?
I hope they never f*ckin' meet
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
Ever in this lifetime
Oh my god
I hope they never meet