Bistro à la Mode (Toast 2) lyrics

[LEO, spoken]
So the food here is, what, German expressionist cuisine?

[CLAUDIA, spoken]
French deconstructivist
That means nothing is what it seems

[Sobbing is heard from behind a curtain at the back.]

[MARIANNE, spoken]
I swear I hear someone crying

[LEO, spoken]
Why would somebody cry in a restaurant?

[MARIANNE, spoken]
I've cried in many restaurants

[LEO]
Mesdames, monsieurs
Avant le mange
To crème brûlée—

[MARIANNE]
To duck à l'orange—
[PAUL]
To sole meunière—

[RAFFAEL]
To Camembert—

[CLAUDIA]
To—

[FRENCH WAITRESS, spoken]
Bonjour