The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later lyrics

[Intro]
Alright

[Verse 1]
You're probably thinking to yourself
It's been ten years, so where and how
Is Ninja Sex Party now?
Well, we're still freakin awesome and we're back at your house!

[Verse 2]
Once we came to see
Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
We're all grown up and ready for romance

[Verse 3]
Now maybe we can help you out
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
We've been on tour
Now we're so f*cking mature
*pffft*
Brian!
The sexual arousening
You richly deserve is what we can bring
But before we begin
Let me tell you where we've been
[Verse 4]
We've had so many adventures
I've made meaningful love to furniture
We've been on road trips round the world
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
FYI, I learned why I cry
There were unicorn wizards and samurai
di*k, di*k, balls
Heed my boner's calls
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all

[Verse 5]
Now here we are at your door
After laser-filled fights with dinosaurs
Got my dragon lance
But I still just want to dance
Went to 6969
Learned that I was cool as f*ck, just on the inside
In our party of three
We're the nut lords of your dreams

[Interlude]
Wow
In the ten years since we last saw each other, we've grown so much
As people, as musicians, and also as people
Oh, and since you're probably wondering
Here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD
Number one, Ninja Brian
Oh sorry, wrong list
[Chorus]
Brian's got an STD
Brian's got an STD
An STD
Brian's got an STD
An STD
And I don't get it
He probably shouldn't
He's never even had real sex with a woman
And when we kiss
Brian will be p*ssed
He'll have to die alone with his microp*nis

[Outro]
My apologies