1-800 Skit lyrics

[Skit: sample & Tha God Fahim]
We interrupt our program to bring you this important message

(Aha) Hey folks, I'm Tha God Fahim
And if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
Or you just bust your ass in a accident, I'm the one you should call
You might be able to get paid (One phone call, that's all)
So, for my services, call 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker
It's always a motherf*cker to be sued, that's right

Yeah! God Fahim! That's my motherf*ckin' boy! (That's right)
That n*gga got me paid than a motherf*cker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)
sh*t, I ain't even break a finger, y'nam'sayn?
(1-800, 1-800)
Just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
(1-800-Sue-A-Mothеrf*cker)
n*gga, I got $150,000! God damn, man, I love you, man
(1-800, 1-800)
That's my motherf*ckin' boy

Yeah, Tha God Fahim, that's my bro, man
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)
Like, I totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1-800, 1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)
And I literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)
Yeah, I'm gonna buy me an expensive b*tch
Salute to Tha God Fahim for his awesomeness
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)
So if you were in an accident, hit me up
I mean, it's a accident, it's somebody's fault
I mean, these things don't just happen, I mean goddamn
And you don't want no lawyer all up in your pocket
Studyin' the case, all up in your business, n*gga want like 80%
Come to me, I want 'bout 60
Nah, make that 65
Nah, f*ck it, 70, that's cool (Hustle!)
(1-800)
Y'nam'sayn? It'll be good
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker! 1-800)

Yeah, n*gga
(1-800)
So if you done busted your ass, or you think you bust your ass
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)
Tha God Fahim got you, Tha God Fahim Attorney's Offices, n*gga
(1-800, 1-800)
Hit them up, y'nam'sayn? 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker!)
There's always a motherf*cker to be sued
(1-800!)
Good day, gentlemen
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker)

Sue that motherf*cker twice ♪
And we're out, hit us up, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherf*cker
It's always a motherf*cker that need to be sued
Accidents don't happen by itself!