We are now cleared for takeoff
[Intro]
Every time I use the bathroom
I don't know if it's because I have a long McThunderstick
Or it's just high water levels
But every time I sit down on that toilet
Guess what happens
When I sh*t
(What happens?)
My di*k touch the water
(Splash)
My di*k touch the water
(Splash)
My di*k touch the water
(Splash)
When I sh*t
(Busta)
My di*k touch the water
(Damn, man)
It's eight inch and a quarter
(Big di*k)
di*k's all brown like some cola
(Coca)
Yellow pee like Corona
(Sober)
R. Kelly, I pee on her
(I do)
Lewis, Leona
(Who's that?)
Florida, Daytona
(Love that)
My di*k touch the water
This bathroom hot as a sauna
Turned green like Shrek and Fiona
I need some tissue from corner
I got cramp in my shoulder
My boo boo brown like some Folger
Look like a miniature soldier
This splash is colder and colder
When I sh*t
(What happens?)
My di*k touch the water
(Splash)
My di*k touch the water
(Splash)
My di*k touch the water
(Splash)
I go to work