A$$hole lyrics

Where the condom at n*ggas f*cking up, up im Donald Trump, you Donald Duck
And it’s duck hunt meets double dutch guess what I see lunch
f*ck your fork who said eat, f*ck your dreams who said sleep
f*ck your thoughts who said think, we jump up at ‘em who said blink 182

No 187 ride on ‘em on the avenue all my f*ckin’ vaginal
Watch I check you no pap smear
Pap pap that’s how I spit like I’m off the sh*ts no laxatives
Better puff a cig ‘n relax a bit before we teach a old dog some new tricks

Lifes a b*tch, play possum f*ck you mean
On bullsh*t like where Rose be don’t cross me even if you had a rosary
Santa Claus I’m somewhere the hoes be stop holding me
Down as if you was gravity I’m gradually a casualty you casually be raggedy

I’m somewhere that ya girl cat be, in her pants
She must be the QB the way I’m sackin’ she
New kid in class actin’ a ass in front of faculty
These fags try to tackle me get off of me that sh*t dead, coffin sheesh often she

She say my di*k is awkward well I think you should just enjoy it b*tch
She mad because my di*k is as crooked remind of her of Rod Blagojevich
Interview then employ ya b*tch, build up then destroy ya b*tch
If Dora the Explorer through my pockets then I’ll straight deport the b*tch

They smoking on that dope like power’s out they get candle lit
Cancer sticks nicotine this n*gga teen is crashin’ sh*t
Pop lock out hops bops errands the way we ran a chick
Racks on racks on racks, oh bomb a stripper, I Iraq the b*tch
Throw my fingers up clearly I don’t give a f*ck
n*ggas lames, b*tch it’s back to ballin’ f*ck Rogaine
Y’all gassin like propane I’mma come with the pump
Pump through the front or the back mean u c*nts getting f*cked
Give a f*ck n*gga what watch a n*gga get jumped

You gon’ need good luck Chuck with a nunchuck and as much
Guns as wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck would n*gga I’m that good n*gga
You that hood n*gga put you at the front of the car damn crash dummy
What you want from me, my f*ckin’ steez I f*ckin’ sneeze you a run from me

You off a bean no sensu where Goku I’mma sensei
No pain relief you Bengay I’m after Benji no canine
Millimeter is my mind, oh my my I got it back
Muay Thai meets your f*ckin’ teeth like a get together we kickin’ back

Make you want to snatch a Purse Miller, uh
You n*ggas feminine like how sisters act
You don’t want nun you n*ggas spit I’m like Whoopi
You b*tches made like your mom mean
And if your mom’s mean like your mom’s bad
That ass misbehaving then that’s a milf I’d love to see, uh

Spit sh*t ballistic similar to aks aks akas
That’s pretty women all I see n if you got one she a f*ck with me
So that’s 1 girl she got 2 holes well 3 holes if u count her mouth
And as*h*le is what I get called because my attitude is anal
That’s real sh*tty And ain't no way that im losing
I want it all not a portion I’m pouring my heart till a Porsche I’m cruising stupid
I been doing this since 8th grade now I’m doper then 8 bricks
Now I’m eighteen everything getting ate’n piece a cake

She claim she don’t want to get her motherf*ckin’ hair wet, well baby get your lips wet
Get your girl on killer Cam then my whole set dip set motherf*cker like, what’s next?
She say she got a f*ckin’ man back of mind my mind I’m like f*ck ya man
I’m that n*gga or well known as the f*ckin’ man so come and f*ck ya mans

You’re a peon with a p*nis that’s a poor excuse for a f*ckin’ man
You spit pish posh and I’m known for making pus*y pop, I’m literally the f*cking man
This my gutters sh*t word to ya mother sh*t aw sh*t
Aw man he’s awesome don’t Texas like Austin

I got the power, no Kanye but Austin
Groovy if you knew me see I’m so on BET I off ‘em
What I offer is me going nuts, no almonds
You sell out like auctions you on that bosh sh*t

You’re a ostrich, leave you awkward you’re a olive I offend give no f*ck
Like abstinence
Fear that sh*t absent b*tch Never attended classes here
I’m in this b*tch uh

I’m ballin’ b*tch im ballin’ b*tch im who u b*tch is calling b*tch
Your girl freaky say like poker n*gga put it all in b*tch
Broke ass n*gga gadding lost my sense don’t even have change
I get it in (ain) I get it in (ain) these n*ggas a never understand