Little di*k lyrics

by

H.W.A.


[Verse 1]
You got a little di*k
And motherf*cker, I don't think I can cope with it
That sh*t, goddam
I'm not the one that you can come on
I need a man with muscle that's big and strong
'Cause I like to f*ck it once the di*k's in sight
But the di*k is so little, kind of gave me a fright
You a ran a game on what you can do
Well, that's your sh*t, I'm embarrassed for you
See sh*t like that can get your ass smoked
'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your di*k
Size twelve, size nine, no under six
Come on with it and try and tell the truth
There's a b*tch that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice
Any b*tch will tell you, a big di*k sure feel nice
I'll take it five one, or six foot six
But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny di*k
Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty
Every day, a brand new pick
But you can't get nowhere 'cause you got a little di*k

[Hook]
Little di*k, who do you think you are?
Little di*k, you're not going to get very far
Little di*k, I won't ride in your car
Little di*k, just who do you think you are?
[Verse 2]
You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show
Lying about how you done f*cked a ho'
n*gga please, I didn't give you any
The di*k is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it's wrong to put you on the spot
But your di*k is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that's not all
Your ass is lacking one of them balls
Now I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a very small swipe
Bragging about all the ends you're getting with
You need to go out and buy a brand new di*k
Don't feel bad 'cause I know you're not alone
There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little boner
They got all their b*tches hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed
The b*tch want to go 'cause there ain't no di*k head
Snorting base or smoking happy stick
A b*tch don't want a brother with an itty bitty di*k

[Hook]
Little di*k, who do you think you are?
Little di*k, you're not going to get very far
Little di*k, I won't ride in your car
Little di*k, just who do you think you are?
[Verse 3]
f*ck a little di*k, coming straight from my heart
The sh*t is so little, does it really get hard?
Your di*k to me is like a goddam joke
Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope
It's like magic, you got a little di*k
Not the Johnson, he's having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one
I'll play with your mind, boy, your di*k is like a toy
Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottle
Little like that, is how you stand
A much bigger di*k is now in demand
Calling all di*ks from across the world
Contact the ho', call me Babygirl
Interviews begin at half past six
First requirement is a very big di*k
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
Those are words that you can't get with
Face the fact, you've got a little di*k

[Hook]
Little di*k, who do you think you are?
Little di*k, you're not going to get very far
Little di*k, I won't ride in your car
Little di*k, just who do you think you are?
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