Don’t Cha (Sex Change Remix) lyrics

[Intro: Jeffree Star]
Okay, let the tranny mix it up
Miss Queen c*nt, Lady Pop Quiz and Diamond Girl
Give it to me fast (and hard)

[Verse 1: Jeffree Star, Lady Pop Quiz]
You know this princess is hot
So you better watch as I swallow that c*ck
Lick it up and down ‘cause you like it a lot
Let me take a chainsaw to your f*cking g-spot
And everytime I come through, when you set up on the scene
All you greedy motherf*ckers want to see me get mean
I beat haters in the face with pink stiletto heels
You want to get close so you know how that feels
You wanna f*ck me (You wanna f*ck me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Cause when your girl’s not around, you want me going down on you (Mmm, I'm thirsty)
And I know you want it (I know you f*cking want it)
Calling my phone (Running up my minutes, hoe)
You're on your knees, begging me please, when she's not at home
(I'm coming over hoe)

[Chorus: Both]
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a di*k like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had plastic surgery
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was tight like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend liked sodomy
Don't cha, don't cha
[Verse 2: Jeffree Star, Lady Pop Quiz]
Cheat on your girlfriend (Every guy does)
Push her out of the car (Rin that b*tch over)
’Cause when you're in bed, while she's giving you head you're screaming “Jeffree Star” (Oh, Jeffree)
She says that she hates me (I hate her too)
I don't f*cking care (Oh, you care)
You better leave her, beat her with a cleaver while I'm standing there (Haha, bye b*tch)

[Chorus: Both]
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a di*k like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had plastic surgery
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was tight like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend liked sodomy
Don't cha, don't cha

[Verse 3: Lady Pop Quiz, Jeffree Star]
L.P.Q. in the house
Oh Jeffree Star, you better shut your trap and listen up
Jeffree Jeffree Jeffree oh can't you see, what's with all the negativity
You're the queen of mean with millions of fans
But you ain't gonna get my man (What, b*tch?)
You ain't gonna steal my man (Oh my God, shut up)
You ain't gonna f*ck my man (Yes I am)
I'm the C to the U to the N to the T
b*tch if you're looking for a man he's in bed with me
With hot pink hair and always wearing MAC make-up
Guys be calling non-stop begging me to hook up
Most of them have girlfriends but are keeping me secret
But just like heroin you can't f*cking beat it
I don't need tits or a vagina to make him mine, I just flash a little smile and let them see it from behind
After I'm done sucking on his blow pop, I lift up my head and see he's gone into shock
No one can do the things I can do, n*ggas show me their ass and my name is tattooed
And b*tch kill yourself if you think I have an ego
f*ck using a condom now put it in my as*h*le
Uhhh...
[Chorus: Both]
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a di*k like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had plastic surgery
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was tight like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend liked sodomy
Don't cha, don't cha