Let’s Go Get Stoned (Live At Tressel Tavern, 1994) lyrics

[Intro]
I swear sometimes you're taking me for granted
I swear sometimes you're a whore
I swear but I know there ain't no reason
'Cause everything is such a bore

[Verse 1]
Last night I had a dream, though it made me sick
Saw you in your bedroom sucking someone else's di*k (My goodness!)
My friends all laughed, said it was my fault
Said it's time that it happened to me
But I know that the show was much more than a blow
So I'm waiting for the tide to get low
I'm waiting for the tide to get low

[Verse 2]
If I was an ant crawlin' upon the wall
Tell me, baby, would it make no difference, at all?
If I was a roach on a tree
Tell me, would you smoke me? Mmm
Bright lights put me in a trance
But it ain't house music, makes me want to dance (Word)
I don't gamble, but I bet
I'm gonna die if I don't get a cigarette
Just because I always play the mack
With a monkey on my back
[Instrumental Break]
[Let's go get stoned]

[Outro]
[Kick it!]