Interviewing My Characters lyrics
by Brandon Rogers
Only God can judge me and I don’t even believe in God, fool!
Alright
So tell me how you think you did this year
And tell me how you think you did compared to your peers?
I think I did good
Oh, I know I did great!
I think that clown needs to masturbate…
We loved 2019, but here’s a thought…
You think in 2020 I could smoke one pot?
Will I be scary or not?
Will eat any clocks?
How many more kids will my pus*y pop? *Baby crying*
Will I still be the worst man alive?
(How many b*tches am I knocking up?)
Will I still be a clown?
(I need to know ‘cause I’m broke as f*ck)
Will I still be naturally blonde?
You’re not natural (Hey!)
Oh, will you get off that ass you’re sitting on?
Get to writing ‘cause you’re on the clock
Our future’s in your hands wither you like it or not
Oh now! Ha!
You people don’t own me, I’ll put you back on the shelf
Well we’re not the one sitting alo-
Talking to myself…
The f*ck am I doing?