Halloween Safety Song lyrics
by Brandon Rogers
Before you trick or treaty
Make sure you go “pee-pee”
Cause urinary tract infections are a little creepy
Out past dark on Halloween?
An AMBER ALERT is on my screen
Instead of looking at that porn
You can have some candy corn
Please don't steal that candy pail
No ‘trick or treat’ in county jail
Trick or treat with an adult
If you get raped it's all their fault