Mustang Dong lyrics

You were the SPICY little demon
With the bleach blonde hair

Fiendin' for some semen
When I caught your stare

Thought It might be love
But you went too far

f*ckED all of my friends
And BLEW UP my car

Lit me on FIRE
Made me watch rom-coms
Made a secret sextape and
SHOWED IT TO MY MOM

You were a b*tch kinda generally...

Now I'm a WET WILD STALLION
And I'm RUNNING FREE

You stepped on my nuts
And you tore me apart

Slapped up my BOOTY
And TANGLED my FARTS

Cut off my di*k
When you shattered MY HEART

But It grew back twice as long
MUSTANG DONG!!!