Pope John Paul the 3rd lyrics
by Jimmy Urine
(Thiiiiiiiiiiis)
If I was gonna be a power ranger
I would be the white power ranger
But if I was a pope
I would be ...!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f*cking wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f*cking wicked!
If I was a polar bear
I would eat human heads
But if I was a pope
I would be ...!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f*cking wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f*cking wicked!
I want to have sex with boys
I want to have sex with girls
If I'm going to abstain from sex
Then I better be the f*cking pope (I want to have sex with boys)
I better be the f*cking pope (I want to have sex with girls) (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Woah! I better be the f*cking pope (I want to have sex with boys) (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Yes! I better be the f*cking pope (I want to have sex with girls) (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Hey! I better be the f*cking pope ...!