Afterskool Special lyrics

[Verse 1: Jimmy Urine]
Nothin' like a little fun after school
There ain't nothin' like a little sex, f*ckin' and booze
And if you don't like that, well, that's totally cool, man
Have fun in chess club, you f*ckin' loser
sh*t's crazy, New York or Vancouver
It doesn't really matter, it's still the same bullsh*t
I got away with murder, I got away with drugs
I got away with everything
'Cause after 3PM my education began
What did we learn? well let me tell you, man
We learned that A is for ass, B is for butt
C is for muthaf*ckin' you know what
D is for my di*k, everybody
Lets have a dirty sexual party
'Cause G is for goddamn I wanna give some
Bad advice before you get good ones
The less that you talk about sh*t
The more you get away with it
Because loose lips sink ships - you know it
Everybody finds out when you post it
Who'dya think has Facebook? Just you?
Nah, your mom, your teacher, the f*ckin' cops too
Whoever talks the loudest is full of sh*t
The guy who doesn't say anything - he's legit
[Hook: Jimmy Urine]
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze
Everything we learned, we learned after school
We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule
Everything we learned, we learned after school
And when the last bell rung is when the education begun

[Verse 2: Kevvy & Jimmy Urine]
Teacher, teacher, think I wanna beat ya
Pee chee folder, cafeteria pizza!
I'm feeling like Screech with the long reach
Dirty Sanchez, Rebecca Black, pop a birth control Pez
A-E-I-O
I want (U) you, you and you too
And sometimes why? Because I wanna die
When I realize I could never compromise a glue high
All these little b*tches gonna learn the hard way
You never go out and do f*cked up sh*t on a holiday
That's when all the cops are out lookin' for your ass
Go out on February 29th, no one gives a sh*t
Smashing windows, playing Nintendo
Shooting out motherf*cking bus stops with slingshots
Because I'll never get caught
And I'm skipping class like (what?) jump rope
[Hook: Jimmy Urine]
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze
Everything we learned, we learned after school
We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule
Everything we learned, we learned after school
And when the last bell rung is when the education begun

[Verse 3: Jimmy Urine & Kevvy]
Oh, me & Kevvy Mental
Rocking this sh*t because you know that it's essential
And if you put this track on
Put it on repeat because you know you'll want it back on
The kids are kissing and moaning and groaning alone and they're
Shaking and taking and waking and baking and faking, baking
The kids are cheating, repeating and skeeting and tweeting
And beating and skeeting and beating and skeeting and beating-skeeting
Once in a while you gotta get some drugs
Once in a while you gotta give some hugs
Once in a while you gotta have some fun
And by once in a while of course I meant every single f*cking--
b*tches love me 'cause they know that I can write
And b*tches love me 'cause they know that I can breathe
And b*tches love me 'cause they know that I can count like
1, 2, 3, 6
I want it, you want it, he wants it, they want it
We want it, let's get it, let's f*ck all night!
And if you want me to stop
Well, get off my di*k and get off my jock
Because I'm hard, yes, I'm harder than hard
I'm hardy-hardy-hardy-hardy-hard-hard-hard, goddamn
[Hook: Jimmy Urine]
Everything we learned, we learned after school, I said:
Everything we learned, we learned after school (get 'em Jimmy)
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like getting arrested, suspended, expelled from school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Yes, everything we learned, we learned after school
And the moral of this story is? (What is it?)
f*ckin' is good and so is all this other sh*t!

[Outro: Kevvy & Jimmy Urine]
Look out, Fake Shark - Real Zombie and Mindless Self Indulgence
Cutting classes and pulling fire alarms and sh*t!
Keepin' it ignorant, keepin' it weird, yo
K to the E-V-V to the Y
I don't know, I'm muthaf*ckin' mental, that's why!
J to the I-M-M to the Y
Gonna f*ck sh*t up until we die

Yo, your parents ain't nothin' but a bunch of wusses
Just listen to Kevvy and Jimmy and everything will be okay, you know what I'm saying?